(via Boing Boing) A fantastic blog written in mock Middle Englysshe, has surfaced on ye webbe. Yncludyng sucche gemmes as: Geoffrey’s capture and ransom in France: Eftsoones, the frensshe dide fynde us ther, and cleppid us in irones and ledid vs ech fro othir. Y dide usen a smal mirour to regarde hym as y [...]
Archaeology Photoshop Contest
Worth1000 are running a Photoshop competition entitled “Archaeology Anomolies“. In this contest you will create a hoax archaeological discovery (i.e. Atlantis, a 2,000 year-old Coca-Cola can or a giant’s skull). Be open minded, there are many mysteries buried beneath the earth. The rules of this game are thus: You are to create an archaeological hoax. [...]
Perfomance Poetry Spam?
Whilst fishing through my spam to check for messages which might have been wrongly marked as junk, I came across this little gem. Whilst reading it, think of it being delivered by a male Shakespearean actor with a deep and powerful voice, whilst wearing a wide-brimmed hat covered in bananas: Lo how regurgitate take testicular [...]
The Framley Examiner
Britain’s best-loved newspaper, the Framley Examiner has just seen an update to the website, with a whole 8 new pages. This was due to “The Framley Examiner team apologises for the delay in our Christmas 2004 update. This was due to the enforced maternity leave of Pete who knows how to work the scanner”. It [...]