Past Thinking

Whilst fishing through my spam to check for messages which might have been wrongly marked as junk, I came across this little gem. Whilst reading it, think of it being delivered by a male Shakespearean actor with a deep and powerful voice, whilst wearing a wide-brimmed hat covered in bananas:

Lo how regurgitate take testicular
Joss where shivery out mail.
North antipodes give gorge of
For beverage enough casanova from.
Whom because when groundskeep tofu by vibrato among?

Catholic doom before isopleth make off doubt.
Organ take together carpathia scythia any cavemen again.
Benny farthest even alewife almost up cutlet
Dormant a with kitten ascribe still judicial because.

Casualty get only diatomaceous racketeer up emeriti and
Tomorrow attitudinal such o’sullivan with.

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All I am responsible for is the punctuation, and capitalisation of each line.

Surrealist performance spam poetry anyone?